A Lady Curiously Touched
PENIS Of Horse,
Horse Got Excited,
Jumped & Ran Away.
Santa (horse Owner)
Bibi jee Ab mera bhi pakar leh,
Mujhe Mera Ghora pakarna ha
You are unique
You are caring and
You are the best. And I am the luckiest to have you in my life!
Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!
I'm sending u a Valentine's Wish
Filled with Hugs and Kisses too.
Because there is a special place
Within my heart for u.
Love is like a cloud
Love is like a dream
Love is one word
And everything in between
Love is a fairytale come true
I found love when I found you
f I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could
wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it
Treat it gently, please do not break it
Its full of love thats good & true
So please keep it always close to You
Friday, January 7, 2011
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Hindi Love SMS
Hindi Love SMS Messages Collection
Dil chata hai to kisi ki mohbat pane ko
Dil chata hai us bachpan me jaha daadi ka pyar maa ka dular
Bachpan ke khel ladkpan ka pehla pyar aaj sap pane ko
Pani ka ek khatra aankh se gira abhi abhi
Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi
Tumse miley zamana howa,
Magar dil ko yo laga,
Koi mujse milkey gaya gaya abhi abhi.
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye,
Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi,
Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge,
Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.
Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar
Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain
Karte hain ye sager say befawa
Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain.
Aye Chand…
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Toh unhain kuch yaad delana
Phir chupkey se un k pass jana
Aur kehna….!
Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.
Teri umeed karta hai kohi
Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar
Eid karta hai kohi.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye,
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay more,
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz,
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited,
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye,
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay more,
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz,
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited,
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Har lamha aapke hothon par muskaan rahe
Khuda kare har gham se aap anjaan rahein
Mehek uthe jis se zindagi aapki
Wo shaks humesha aapke paas rahe. Readmore..
New SMS
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain.
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dear friend
E : u r Excelant
F : u r First
G : u r Great
Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........
Some times small things in life hurts a lot….
If u don’t agree with me… . . . . . .
TRY TO SIT ON A PIN
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu he.....
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i’m coming with "candle".
Logon Ne Apna Hunar Dikhaya Bhi Bohat Hay
Ja Ja K Usay Manaya Bhi Bohat Hay
Such Pocho To Dil Ko Acha Bohat Lagta Hay
Wo Shaks Js Ne Dil Dukhaya Bhi Bohat Hay...
Yahan Logon Ke Andaz Badalte Rehte Hein
Yahan Din Tu Kia Rat Badalte Rehte Hein
Inn Husan Waloon Ka Kia Aatbar Karein
Yeh Tu Dolat Ki Khatir Yarr Badalte Rehte Hein.
aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye
hum hosh me aane hi wale the....
ki aap fir se muskuraa diye....
What is a Mobile?
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R U looking for answer ?
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Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai;
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai;
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai .
Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,
Smaart ho tum sab dosto mne zyada,
Agar Aise tum sochtey ho to,
STUPID ho tum had se zyada.
Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,
tune to de sabko khusbu tuzko kya milta raha,
phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,
jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,
kuch dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,
to de kar bhi kuch
Lohri SMS
Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye,
Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye,
Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ...
HAPPY LOHRI
Twinkle twinkle little sardar, oh bhangra paye in da car, punjabi tadka te dalh frai,tuhanu 1 din pehlea LOHRI d lakh lakh vadhai...!!! HAPPY LOHRI.
Phir aa gayi bhangre di vari, lohri manaun d karo taiyari. Agg de kol saare aao, sundariye mundariye jor naal gao. HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.
Twinkle Twinkle Yaran di car, Kahdke glassi in the bar, Mubarok ho lohri ka tyohar
Mitha gurh te vich mil gia til, uddi ptang te khil geya dil, har pal sukh te har din shanti pao, rab agge dua, tusi "Lohri" khushian naal manao. 'HAPPY LOHRI'
Wishing you a very Happy Lohri to u & ur family. May the Lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness and bring you warmth of joy,happiness and love...
sher kabi chupkar shikar nai krte
bujdil kabi khulkar war nai krteaur
hum wo hai jo"HAPPY LOHRHI" kehne k
liye intzar nahi krte
Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Scootr,moped,ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya !
Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari,
Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari,
Agg de kol saare aao,
Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao!!
HAPPY LOHRI TO U and UR FAMILY!!
Resolution 2006
"Save Money"
So, plz accept my wishes for
Lohri
Holi
Gur Purab
Raksha Bandhan
Dussera
Diwali
Id
Christmas etc.
I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
Hindi Love SMS
Samhalkar Chalna
Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana
Khana Time Par khana
Bade Samhalkar Chalna
kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na
Deewani mujhe banate ho
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho
Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho
Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho
Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho
HAPPY RAINS
SMS Masti
Woh thanda saaa paani.
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.
Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ” tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka ” jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..
Fail hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...